I met David Wain once and he asked me if my name was Jill. It's not.

 

I like a bathroom stall with a shelf. It says, hey, girl. I know you’re a busy bitch, trying to take care of business and have it all, and, as a result, you have to carry a lot of shit around. And I know what a burden that can be when trying, to, well, shit. Sometimes that little coat/bag hook just isn’t enough. So, here. Take a load off, Annie.

I like a bathroom stall with a shelf. It says, hey, girl. I know you’re a busy bitch, trying to take care of business and have it all, and, as a result, you have to carry a lot of shit around. And I know what a burden that can be when trying, to, well, shit. Sometimes that little coat/bag hook just isn’t enough. So, here. Take a load off, Annie.

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