I met David Wain once and he asked me if my name was Jill. It's not.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Sending a care package
Postal clerk: Anything fragile or perishable?
Me: Pop-Tarts? I guess those are kinda fragile. Cause, like, they could get kinda crumbly and then you can't really toast them, so that sucks.
Clerk:
Me: No. Nothing fragile.
Clerk: Any liquids or perfumes or lithium batteries?
oh my god john darnielle oh my god
do you guys even get what my blog is about
23 union-busting cats of the 90s
Today I made a coworker look at my scalp; apologized to a coworker for making her look at my scalp.
yesterday my friend said the beer I was drinking tasted like a Christmas tree so I guess I finally know what to tell people when they ask what kind of beer I like
this song is on repeat in the bathroom at Mission Chinese Food
