I met David Wain once and he asked me if my name was Jill. It's not.

 

Welp, now I can’t listen to another New Order song ever again.

Welp, now I can’t listen to another New Order song ever again.

2014 Mini-Tour with Jason Anderson

paulbaribeau:

Sorry for the boring text post but I have to put this info somewhere before I forget to do it. It is much easier to think about how many socks to pack for tour than to actually tell people I am going on tour.

There will be more information about the informationless (<— not a word evidently)…

PAUL BARIBEAU IS COMING BACK TO TALLAHASSEE I’M SO HAPPY I COULD PEE. 

collegehumor:

John Oliver Holds a Statistically Representative Climate Change Debate

"If there has to be a debate about the reality of climate change — and there doesn’t — then there is only one mathematically fair way to do it." On Last Week, John Oliver brought on Bill Nye (of course) and 96 other scientists to debate 3 climate change skeptics, because news shows shouldn’t give the impression that this is, scientifically, a 50/50 issue.

Yo, shout out to my cashier at Publix last week who tried to convince me that climate change isn’t real ‘cause if you read the bible there’s always been crazy unpredictable weather and so what we’re dealing with isn’t that crazy really. AND WHAT PROMPTED THIS UNWARRANTED DEBATE? My t-shirt, from Busted Tees. College Humor, bringing it full circle.

Can I spit my truth to y&#8217;all for a minute? This this the best jarred pasta sauce I&#8217;ve ever had. It might be one of the best pasta sauces I&#8217;ve had period. I can&#8217;t stop thinking about how good it is. I can&#8217;t wait to eat my leftovers. It&#8217;s fancy and organic so it&#8217;s gonna set you back $5 but IT&#8217;S SO WORTH IT. If you take one thing away from knowing me as a person, I hope it&#8217;s the intimate knowledge of this pasta sauce.

Can I spit my truth to y’all for a minute? This this the best jarred pasta sauce I’ve ever had. It might be one of the best pasta sauces I’ve had period. I can’t stop thinking about how good it is. I can’t wait to eat my leftovers. It’s fancy and organic so it’s gonna set you back $5 but IT’S SO WORTH IT. If you take one thing away from knowing me as a person, I hope it’s the intimate knowledge of this pasta sauce.