I met David Wain once and he asked me if my name was Jill. It's not.

 

"It looks a little like something from a Lars von Trier film."

The employees of Groupon are the unsung heroes of the copywriting world and don’t you ever forget it.

The employees of Groupon are the unsung heroes of the copywriting world and don’t you ever forget it.

If someone said to you ‘Having cancer makes you way funnier,’ you’d just say ‘Ok, I’ll be less funny.’ But we romanticize mental illness and it’s connection to great art.

Chris Gethard (via riffinbutts)

(Source: partytomatoes)

bestrooftalkever:

Community was picked up for a 6th season today by Yahoo. Marissa Mayer said that the partnership was perfect as they both share an odd penchant for clinging to life through a smoldering, fiery wreckage of existence.

natashavc:

JUST A COUPLE OF FUCKING DOPE BROS WHO EVERYONE THOUGHT PEAKED IN THE 90’S AND SLOGGED THROUGH THE AUGHTS NOW TO SHOW UP ON THE OTHER SIDE SUNKISSED AND THIN SERVING FUCKING VARSITY LEVEL THESPIAN SHIT ON PREMIUM CABLE AND IN THE MOVIES. HEAR THE WOLF CRY THROUGH THEIR EYES

Cyber sex, or line editing a google doc? You decide!

Cyber sex, or line editing a google doc? You decide!

afloweroutofstone:

disgustinghuman:

this can’t be true

From Details:

"First beat I did," he recalls, "was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ‘cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes."

afloweroutofstone:

disgustinghuman:

this can’t be true

From Details:

"First beat I did," he recalls, "was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ‘cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes."