I met David Wain once and he asked me if my name was Jill. It's not.
ANY DUDES OUT THERE FEEL LIKE GETTING THEIR HANNAH HORVATH ON?
I have no idea how to talk to dudes????
We all lie to ourselves. For example, I like to think that if I don’t constantly support my landlord’s pizza place, he will have no choice but to take at least a week to respond to any future maintenance requests and find reasons not to give my security deposit back.